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Loch Ness

Which cruise to book, the best viewpoints, and the Nessie story — minus the nonsense.

Alan Coppin · Updated last month

Loch Ness is the reason most people come, and it's the part of a Highland trip that's easiest to get wrong — there are five ways to get on the water, a dozen car parks charging for the same view, and an entire industry built on a monster.

This is the honest version: which boat trip is actually worth the money, where to stand for the view that doesn't cost anything, and how much of the Nessie story is worth your afternoon. I've done all of these more than once, in and out of season.

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